You don’t wanna be my boyfriend, and that’s probably for the best. Because that, that gets messy, and you will hurt me, or I’ll disappear. So we will drink beer all day, and our guards will give way, and we’ll be good.
theme song to my life, currently.
boys are just so cute and nice I wanna hold their hands then stab them in their dumb fucking piece of shit faces
(via fivegum)
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